Santa Dukandar Se: Tumne Mujhe Dhokha Diya Hai Dukandar: Nahin Maine Aapko Badhiya Radio Diya Hai Santa: Nahin Dekho Iss Par Likha Hai "Made In Japan" Par Jab Main Ise Chalata Hu To Yah Kahata Hai "Yah All India Radio" Hai
Santa Pe Bijli Ke Taar Gir Gai Santa Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha Ki; Use Yaad Aaya Bijali To 2 Din Se Band Hai Vapas Uth Gaya Aur Bola: Sala Dara Diya
Santa Samose Wale Se: A! Tumhare Samose Men Se Ladki Ka Bal Nikala Hai Samose Wala: Are! Ab 2 Rupaye Ke Samose Men Puri Ladki Nikalegi Kya?
Santa Ne Shaunk-Shaunk Men Vrat Rakh Liya Usane Apane Bete Se Kaha: Dekh Suraj Duba? Beta: Nahi Ji Kuch Samay Baad Usne Dobara Kaha: Dekh Duba Ke Nahi? Beta: O Nahi Ji Santa: Lagta Hai Mujhe Saath Men Le Ke Hi Dubega!
Santa Ek Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke Bad Bola: Bhai Thodi Chini Do Dukandar: Chini Kyon? Santa: Soch Raha Hu Khane Ke Baad Kuch Meetha Ho Jaye!
Ek Baar Santa Ki Nai-Nai Shadi Hui Lekin Fir Bhi Vah Sham Ko Kafi Der Tak Daftar Men Hi Baitha Rahta Ek Din Uske Boss Ne Usse Pucha "Yaar Santa Abhi Tumhari Nai-Nai Shadi Hui Hai Fir Bhi Tum Der Tak Daftar Men Hi Baithe Rahate Ho Kya Baat Sab Thik To Hai?" Santa: Bilkul Sar Darasal Bat Yah Hai Ki Meri PatNi Bhi Naukari Karti Hai Aur Ham Donon Men Se Jo Bhi Ghar Pahle Pahunchata Hai Khana Use Hi Banana Padata Hai Bas Isiliye!